The World Before Computers

The World Before Computers Before computers.... - An application was for employment - A program was a TV show - A cursor used profanity - A keyboard was a piano! - Memory was something that you lost with age - A CD was a bank account! - And if you had a broken disk, … It would hurt when you found out! - Compress was something you did to garbage …Not something you did to a file - And if you unzipped anything in public …You'd be in jail for a while! - Log on was adding wood to a fire - Hard drive was a long trip on the road - A mouse pad was where a mouse lived - And a backup happened to your commode! - Cut- you did with a pocket knife - Paste- you did with glue - A web was a spider's home - And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash -…But when it happens they wish they were dead!